I think I have just seen the dumbest thing on television. NBC has a new show called 'Win It In A Minute'. Hosted by that spikey haired fuck from the TGIF commercials. It involved one guy blowing feathers in the air and stacking golfballs for money.
I feel my IQ lowering from it playing in the background. I should turn it off and cry for our country, but i'm too much in shock. Now he's trying to catch balls on his head. Holy fuck! Has this country devolved into this? I think eight years of a retard for a President didn't help much. And the thought or that screeching retard Sarah Palin almost being one step away from the most powerful position in the world makes the back of my balls itch and my sphincter tighten up.
Speaking of balls on the head, these Teabaggers could possibly be the dumbest and most dangerous group of illiterate retards on the planet. I wish the Swine Flu was the Stupid Flu instead and wiped them all out.
Sure I'm being a bit nihilistic (not that any of them would know what that is or how to spell it), but maybe there is some logic to it. If we keep protecting the stupid, society won't get any smarter.
This guy is bouncing balls into a fishbowl now. And it's not just America. A lot of times we get these stupid television ideas from Britain and other countries, and vice versa. It needs to stop! Smarten up world!
Now it's time for the twentieth or so season of The Celebrity Apprentice, where we get to watch egotists fuck up the simplest tasks. Yippie.
